Bangla Dusto Sms

Bangla Naughty Sms

Biologyr Teacher Students der k ask korlo:

Tomader Hridpindo Kothai???

Studetnsra sobai aksathe chitkar dia bollo:Girls, Sir.

Bangla Naughty Sms

Akti Sundury Balika Akta hotel manager er lips er nikot tar angul rakhlo,
Manager Tar prottecta angul chuslo.
Tarpor Balika Manager k Bollo:Tomar boss k bollo Toilete kono Tissu paper nei!!!!! 

Bangla Naughty Sms

Akti kukurer BAchcha tar make ask korlo:
Amar baba dekhte kemon chilo????
Ma bollo: Se pechon theke asce...ami take dekhar kono Sujog pelam na..

Balika:Tumi amake Biyer por Evabe Valobasba to???
Balok: Ata tomar shaamir upor nirvor korse, Se amake onumoti debe kina!!!

Jokhon kono chele kono meye k nongra kotha bole seta hosse sexual harassment jokhon kono meye bole ota$$$$ proti minite...~~~

boring sms

I
Just
send
this
message
to
tell
you
one
words
that
i
prove
you
and
tell
you
i
want
to
say
...
ok
tell
you
later
no
i
want
to
tell
you
this
just
this
moment
.
do
you
have
the
eager
to
know
what
i
want
to
tell
you??
ok
i
am
now
telling
you
the
desired
words
i
want
to
say
a
bullok
like
you
have
no
longer
are
staying
in
this
world!!!
who
the
hell
you
are
to
read
this
valueless
sms
with
such
attention
ok
now
stop
reading
this
sms..
Hey!!
i am
telling
you
to
stop
reading
this.
...
...
...

Bangla Gali

 Gali Din Mon khule joto khusi galagali koren..

Ata susasther jonne upokari

tobe mone rakhben gali jeno sushil hoy..

Ae jemon Dhorun"Madarchod...Gali shikos nai akhono????"

 





Mone pore rubi rae,dutolar bichanai

tomake akdin koto kore chudesi

aj hai rubi rai, chole gele behalai

varar dike cheye cheye kedesi..

rod jola dupure, chader upore

kobe tumi bra khule asbe??

tomar bobo gudate soru bara dhukiye

ghontar por ghonta katbe..

mone pore rubi rai..

Gude bara dhukiye debe vebechilo akti bara

hotat khose porol j ros, maghi chuda holo faki

tai gar marate hai laora kepe jai

tare hasi mukhe jete dao...

sesbar chude dao

mone rekho, mone rekho ae tar sesbar

gude bara dhukiye debe vebechilo akti vara

jar mai tipe aktin konthe thokale voda

aj tomarder bari theke tar bidhai nebar pala

Amader choto Vabi chole hele dule.

ornar niche tar bra dukon fule..

bar hoye jai dudhu..bar hoy bota..

majhe majhe buk theke pore fota fota..

pentir niche tar choto akta budha..

dui dhar ucho tar majhkhane fuk

rate uthe theke theke jouboner dhak.

gogone goroje megh, ghono borosha

kule aka bose asi...

nahi vorosha...

ghono ghono bara bara

bal kata holo sara..

khola dhon acheton, khorporosha..

khule aka bose asi, nahi vorosha..

operete tori beye.....]

cholbe.....

cute sms

On a wind family,

Even Dust achieves Great heights.

But when it mixed with water,

it becomes MUD,

Choose right company to   enhance your value

 When We are Crying for Our anykind of problem it becomes double..

But when we laugh it becomes OOOOOO bubbles so lead a bubbly life

Special space for a special person in a special place On this special person that none can fill without you.

sweet smile on a sweet face that none can smile without you

I wanted to send something special to make you smile,

but the postman said i must get out of here.. 

Bangla Dating sms

Best reply for a love proposal

Is like that"I like you a lot"

but love is something that gives pain.

"and i cant see you in pain"!!

Bangla Dating sms

 Goto rate akti sundor sopno dekhlam
Sekhane shudumatro ami r tumi chilam
Tumi ki jano ki hoyechilo?
Tomake khub Niriho mone hoyechilo
Karon:
Ami Ice Cream Khetechilam & you was looking at me

Bangla Dating sms

prostab k osikriti janate sobcheye valo uttor:
"Ami tomake onek pochondo kori,
Kintu
Valobasha Amon kisu ja shudhu kosto r bedona dite pare"
and i can't see you in pain(ami tomake sei bedonai dekhte chai na)

Bangla Dating sms

You have been called before cupids court
for stealing my heart.
trespassing(Onodhikar probesh) in my dreams
and robing(sobole horon kora) me on my senses.
You have been sentended to a lifetime wife of me
-how do you fleed??

holyday sms

don't expect too much From a  christomas day
strongly>don't expect too much of christomas day even
you can't crowd into a christomas day any arreas of
unselfishness and kindness that
may have accured during the past twelve months

Naughty Guys sms

Congrats your phone has 

been installed with a new puzzle game. 

To play throw your phone agaist the wall then assemble the pieces

Naughty Guys sms

 It's better to stay far away from the beautiful girl, but it's best to stay close to them because only two or three can bring happyness in your life other will steel your happyness from your life.

Naughty Guys sms

 
Skin meets the skin when
is that the skin meets skin, 
hair meets hair n balls disappear..
dirty mind its when u BLINK UR EYES

jokes sms

I am A fool

I am A Fool

I am a fool

I am a fool

Ok, Ok,

I know that You are a fool,

Be cool now..

Q:What is the thinnest thing in the wor4ld???

A:That A Man know About a Woman!!

Q:What's defferent between a lawyer and a bampire??
A: Vampire has suck blood only on the night.

Tech:Sonu, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy it???
Std: no sir, it's the same dog

A husband to his new wife: I could go to the end of the world for u.
wife: thanks but promise me you will stay there. husband completed his sentance.

sorry sms

if i hv evr done a mistake,
forgive me thinking that it 
was a mistake
& don't ever forget me 
evey by a mistake








 
What i did was foolish and impulsive
if i could take it all back i woudl do this 

so instant i truly didn't mean to hurt you in 

any way i am sorry for hurting you

 Know i have hurt you...
i did not mean to
i am soooooooo sorry..
please forgive me

 

BE the first one to say sorry when the other person seems to be hurt beacause of you and be the first one ot forgive if a person says sorry to You!!

sweet sms

Walking alone is not so much difficult for me
but It's hard whn u r comin back al1
after a long time of walkin n laughin wid some1

sweet sms

I see the best of me inside ur EYES.
U make me smile.
U make me dance like a fool
And by the way you
always make me happy-:-)

sweet sms

My heart's for sale
and is used but still functionin fine
sold it once but returned broken...
100% dicount and free service lifetime.
If you buy this please take car of it the cost
is only a true love that is you..

sweet sms

Good and Bad both are essential for our life.

Beacause good persons makes our life happy

as well as bad person gives us experience

so none can be neglected.

sweet sms

Friends are like fishing on a deep river,

you have to wait patiently to caught good one

Just like i caught you

So better for you to stay nice otherwise

i will fry you:-)

Kiss you sms

Kissing sms

 
What is kissing?
live?
What is live?
Live is love.
What is love?
love is kissing.
What is kissing?
Come here And see....

Kissing sms

when you are in doubt about 

kissing a pretty girl, 

aways give her the benefit of the doubt.
Beacause a kiss is lovely trick 

 designed by nature to stop speech 

when words become superfluous

sorrow sms

Last night 
when i was thinking of you,
a drop of tear rolled out from my eyes,
i asked it why are you out? 
Tear said "there issomeone so 
beautiful in your eyes,
now there is no place for me"

A millions of word would not bring you back, 

i know, 

beacause i have tried,

neither would a million tears,

i know, beacause i have cried,

millions of sentence can not remove my ache.










I love you 
but i am not expecting anything in return,
i never ask you to care for me, 
to think of me ,
to meet me,
or to even love me 
but i can't remember, 
did i ever ask you to hurt me????

I don't know why i am so afraid to loose you?
When you are not even mine.
I dont know why i luv you when you dont even luv me!!
I don't know why you are the special for me when i am just none to you!!
But I still love you.

Miss you sms

A simple "BYE" can makes you cry, 

A simple "JOKE" can makes you laugh, 

simple "CARES" can make you fall in love.
I hope my simple "SMS" can make you think of mine.
I miss you.









I am in casualty now,
don't say i didn't tell you,
After five minutes, 
i will be tranfered to ICU. 
Doctor told that i would die if i don't Stop "MISSING YOU"






 Never look for a good face,
It will turn old one day,
never look for a good skin, 
it will wrinkle one day, 
but look for a loyal heart,
that will miss you every day








 Sms:some text missing*..
Sender:Missing..
Number:MIssing..
Send date: missing..
Miss you a lot tha's why everything is missing

Cristomas Day sms

Christomas day sms

By the start of the day you will see a sun give us light.
By the End of the Day you will see is set on the west.
But a moon come to serve us and this world filled with warmth and good cheer this holy season,
and throughout of blessings from heaven above.
Happy christomas day









I'm Dreaming of white christomas,

wid every christcard i write, 

may ur days b merry & bright, 

& may all ur christomases b white.
"Marry christomas"







 

Our Friendship is a glowing ember through d year and each december from its warm and living spark vs kindle flame against the dark and with its shining radiance light our tree of faith on christmas night.





Faith makes all of the things possible, Hope makes it work and love makes it beautifull
I wishes you have all three fo this christomas.
"Merry chist"