jokes sms

I am A fool

I am A Fool

I am a fool

I am a fool

Ok, Ok,

I know that You are a fool,

Be cool now..

Q:What is the thinnest thing in the wor4ld???

A:That A Man know About a Woman!!

Q:What's defferent between a lawyer and a bampire??
A: Vampire has suck blood only on the night.

Tech:Sonu, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy it???
Std: no sir, it's the same dog

A husband to his new wife: I could go to the end of the world for u.
wife: thanks but promise me you will stay there. husband completed his sentance.

sorry sms

if i hv evr done a mistake,
forgive me thinking that it 
was a mistake
& don't ever forget me 
evey by a mistake








 
What i did was foolish and impulsive
if i could take it all back i woudl do this 

so instant i truly didn't mean to hurt you in 

any way i am sorry for hurting you

 Know i have hurt you...
i did not mean to
i am soooooooo sorry..
please forgive me

 

BE the first one to say sorry when the other person seems to be hurt beacause of you and be the first one ot forgive if a person says sorry to You!!

sweet sms

Walking alone is not so much difficult for me
but It's hard whn u r comin back al1
after a long time of walkin n laughin wid some1

sweet sms

I see the best of me inside ur EYES.
U make me smile.
U make me dance like a fool
And by the way you
always make me happy-:-)

sweet sms

My heart's for sale
and is used but still functionin fine
sold it once but returned broken...
100% dicount and free service lifetime.
If you buy this please take car of it the cost
is only a true love that is you..

sweet sms

Good and Bad both are essential for our life.

Beacause good persons makes our life happy

as well as bad person gives us experience

so none can be neglected.

sweet sms

Friends are like fishing on a deep river,

you have to wait patiently to caught good one

Just like i caught you

So better for you to stay nice otherwise

i will fry you:-)

Kiss you sms

Kissing sms

 
What is kissing?
live?
What is live?
Live is love.
What is love?
love is kissing.
What is kissing?
Come here And see....

Kissing sms

when you are in doubt about 

kissing a pretty girl, 

aways give her the benefit of the doubt.
Beacause a kiss is lovely trick 

 designed by nature to stop speech 

when words become superfluous

sorrow sms

Last night 
when i was thinking of you,
a drop of tear rolled out from my eyes,
i asked it why are you out? 
Tear said "there issomeone so 
beautiful in your eyes,
now there is no place for me"

A millions of word would not bring you back, 

i know, 

beacause i have tried,

neither would a million tears,

i know, beacause i have cried,

millions of sentence can not remove my ache.










I love you 
but i am not expecting anything in return,
i never ask you to care for me, 
to think of me ,
to meet me,
or to even love me 
but i can't remember, 
did i ever ask you to hurt me????

I don't know why i am so afraid to loose you?
When you are not even mine.
I dont know why i luv you when you dont even luv me!!
I don't know why you are the special for me when i am just none to you!!
But I still love you.

Miss you sms

A simple "BYE" can makes you cry, 

A simple "JOKE" can makes you laugh, 

simple "CARES" can make you fall in love.
I hope my simple "SMS" can make you think of mine.
I miss you.









I am in casualty now,
don't say i didn't tell you,
After five minutes, 
i will be tranfered to ICU. 
Doctor told that i would die if i don't Stop "MISSING YOU"






 Never look for a good face,
It will turn old one day,
never look for a good skin, 
it will wrinkle one day, 
but look for a loyal heart,
that will miss you every day








 Sms:some text missing*..
Sender:Missing..
Number:MIssing..
Send date: missing..
Miss you a lot tha's why everything is missing

Cristomas Day sms

Christomas day sms

By the start of the day you will see a sun give us light.
By the End of the Day you will see is set on the west.
But a moon come to serve us and this world filled with warmth and good cheer this holy season,
and throughout of blessings from heaven above.
Happy christomas day









I'm Dreaming of white christomas,

wid every christcard i write, 

may ur days b merry & bright, 

& may all ur christomases b white.
"Marry christomas"







 

Our Friendship is a glowing ember through d year and each december from its warm and living spark vs kindle flame against the dark and with its shining radiance light our tree of faith on christmas night.





Faith makes all of the things possible, Hope makes it work and love makes it beautifull
I wishes you have all three fo this christomas.
"Merry chist"