Bangla Dusto Sms

Bangla Naughty Sms

Biologyr Teacher Students der k ask korlo:

Tomader Hridpindo Kothai???

Studetnsra sobai aksathe chitkar dia bollo:Girls, Sir.

Bangla Naughty Sms

Akti Sundury Balika Akta hotel manager er lips er nikot tar angul rakhlo,
Manager Tar prottecta angul chuslo.
Tarpor Balika Manager k Bollo:Tomar boss k bollo Toilete kono Tissu paper nei!!!!! 

Bangla Naughty Sms

Akti kukurer BAchcha tar make ask korlo:
Amar baba dekhte kemon chilo????
Ma bollo: Se pechon theke asce...ami take dekhar kono Sujog pelam na..

Balika:Tumi amake Biyer por Evabe Valobasba to???
Balok: Ata tomar shaamir upor nirvor korse, Se amake onumoti debe kina!!!

Jokhon kono chele kono meye k nongra kotha bole seta hosse sexual harassment jokhon kono meye bole ota$$$$ proti minite...~~~

boring sms

I
Just
send
this
message
to
tell
you
one
words
that
i
prove
you
and
tell
you
i
want
to
say
...
ok
tell
you
later
no
i
want
to
tell
you
this
just
this
moment
.
do
you
have
the
eager
to
know
what
i
want
to
tell
you??
ok
i
am
now
telling
you
the
desired
words
i
want
to
say
a
bullok
like
you
have
no
longer
are
staying
in
this
world!!!
who
the
hell
you
are
to
read
this
valueless
sms
with
such
attention
ok
now
stop
reading
this
sms..
Hey!!
i am
telling
you
to
stop
reading
this.
...
...
...

Bangla Gali

 Gali Din Mon khule joto khusi galagali koren..

Ata susasther jonne upokari

tobe mone rakhben gali jeno sushil hoy..

Ae jemon Dhorun"Madarchod...Gali shikos nai akhono????"

 





Mone pore rubi rae,dutolar bichanai

tomake akdin koto kore chudesi

aj hai rubi rai, chole gele behalai

varar dike cheye cheye kedesi..

rod jola dupure, chader upore

kobe tumi bra khule asbe??

tomar bobo gudate soru bara dhukiye

ghontar por ghonta katbe..

mone pore rubi rai..

Gude bara dhukiye debe vebechilo akti bara

hotat khose porol j ros, maghi chuda holo faki

tai gar marate hai laora kepe jai

tare hasi mukhe jete dao...

sesbar chude dao

mone rekho, mone rekho ae tar sesbar

gude bara dhukiye debe vebechilo akti vara

jar mai tipe aktin konthe thokale voda

aj tomarder bari theke tar bidhai nebar pala

Amader choto Vabi chole hele dule.

ornar niche tar bra dukon fule..

bar hoye jai dudhu..bar hoy bota..

majhe majhe buk theke pore fota fota..

pentir niche tar choto akta budha..

dui dhar ucho tar majhkhane fuk

rate uthe theke theke jouboner dhak.

gogone goroje megh, ghono borosha

kule aka bose asi...

nahi vorosha...

ghono ghono bara bara

bal kata holo sara..

khola dhon acheton, khorporosha..

khule aka bose asi, nahi vorosha..

operete tori beye.....]

cholbe.....

cute sms

On a wind family,

Even Dust achieves Great heights.

But when it mixed with water,

it becomes MUD,

Choose right company to   enhance your value

 When We are Crying for Our anykind of problem it becomes double..

But when we laugh it becomes OOOOOO bubbles so lead a bubbly life

Special space for a special person in a special place On this special person that none can fill without you.

sweet smile on a sweet face that none can smile without you

I wanted to send something special to make you smile,

but the postman said i must get out of here.. 

Bangla Dating sms

Best reply for a love proposal

Is like that"I like you a lot"

but love is something that gives pain.

"and i cant see you in pain"!!

Bangla Dating sms

 Goto rate akti sundor sopno dekhlam
Sekhane shudumatro ami r tumi chilam
Tumi ki jano ki hoyechilo?
Tomake khub Niriho mone hoyechilo
Karon:
Ami Ice Cream Khetechilam & you was looking at me

Bangla Dating sms

prostab k osikriti janate sobcheye valo uttor:
"Ami tomake onek pochondo kori,
Kintu
Valobasha Amon kisu ja shudhu kosto r bedona dite pare"
and i can't see you in pain(ami tomake sei bedonai dekhte chai na)

Bangla Dating sms

You have been called before cupids court
for stealing my heart.
trespassing(Onodhikar probesh) in my dreams
and robing(sobole horon kora) me on my senses.
You have been sentended to a lifetime wife of me
-how do you fleed??

holyday sms

don't expect too much From a  christomas day
strongly>don't expect too much of christomas day even
you can't crowd into a christomas day any arreas of
unselfishness and kindness that
may have accured during the past twelve months

Naughty Guys sms

Congrats your phone has 

been installed with a new puzzle game. 

To play throw your phone agaist the wall then assemble the pieces

Naughty Guys sms

 It's better to stay far away from the beautiful girl, but it's best to stay close to them because only two or three can bring happyness in your life other will steel your happyness from your life.

Naughty Guys sms

 
Skin meets the skin when
is that the skin meets skin, 
hair meets hair n balls disappear..
dirty mind its when u BLINK UR EYES